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I love Homestuck but the fans suck.

Seriously, what a horrible group of immature idiots. If Andrew Hussie didn't make his living off of them, they could all drop out of paradox space for all I care.

Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie www.mspaintadventures.com
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:iconrexyky19:
Rexyky19 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
not all homestuck fans are insufferable jackasses
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AelitaSchaefferFan Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Note: this comment has spoilers for the entirety of Act 6 as of today's update.
Parts of the fan community are annoying sometimes, and I respect your opinion, but if you don't like us, don't criticize us publicly because that's just a way to attract us.
Seriously, though, not all of the fan community are weeaboos who make horrible Mary-Sue fantrolls, post their hard-to-read quirks everywhere, and take the troll quadrants seriously (although I must admit that I do occasionally do that last one).
I do know that we can be annoying sometimes (re: the CAUCASIAN! incident, in which there were more people telling others not to take it so seriously than there were taking it seriously), but overall, we're all just humans. Stereotyping us as drooling idiots is the same thing as stereotyping- you know what, I'm not going to put an example here because I don't know you personally and I might accidentally hurt your feelings. Every fan community has people like that, but every fan community also has normal people.
I'm going to stop now, because this is getting to Kankri-like proportions. Please at least read this, even if you decide that I'm crazy and that my advice is horrible.
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FunkAlmighty Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Professional Writer
Nah, I know there are good people who likes homestuck out there. I just thought this was funny. Thanks for being civil about it, I appreciate that.
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Chronicality Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's the vocal minority that is a group of immature idiots, as is with most other fandoms. A lot of people have done great things for the fandom, but they usually get brushed aside or grouped in together with the people who get weirdly obsessed or act plain out idiotic by others outside the fandom. However inside the fandom, especially on tumblr, those who act like, apparently how you think the entire fandom acts, get made fun of. (For example the tumblr accounts "homestucksonyoutube" and "homestucksondeviantart",that have the sole purpose of pointing out stupid fans)
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namae-no-nai-uta Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012
I don't know... seems kind of fast... oh, but I don't have a kismesis, so why not. ♠ d:
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Yuchikuto Featured By Owner May 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Beautiful.
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roan-bluebell Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... i am an immature idiot and PROUD!!!!!!!!
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TanktheAggron Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
So, by what you are saying, you hate yourself.
GRATS!
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FunkAlmighty Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Professional Writer
No, I do not consider myself part of the fan community- or "fandom," as it is often stupidly called. I am a splinter agent who appreciates Homestuck on my own without being a moron with others on Tumblr about it.
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TanktheAggron Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
So, essentially, what you are saying is that you are a fan without saying you are.
I think that you'd need to correct the picture to 'The obnoxious sections of...' rather than the whole community.
Because by extension, you are included in the community, whether you say so or not.
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FunkAlmighty Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Professional Writer
I don't commune with them, therefore I am not a part of the community. Except for rare occasions when I argue with them over trivial bullshit.
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TanktheAggron Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
You are part of the community for the sole reason that you posted this.
As soon as you posted this, you already for all goods and purposes took a flying leap into the community.
Whether or not you like it, you are techincally part of this community too.
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FunkAlmighty Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Professional Writer
I actually posted this specifically to bother people like you, who would argue about the meaning of the term "fan community." And it looks like I accomplished my mission. Another success for me.
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TanktheAggron Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
Oh, so you managed to get the idea I was bothered?
Interesting.
I'll take note of that the next time I make a point that I'm supposed to be bothered.
Not truly a success if you predict wrong, my good friend.
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FunkAlmighty Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Professional Writer
Haven't you been paying attention to the chart? We're not good friends. You're bad at hate-flirting.
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Postmastergeneral2 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011
So does this mean you wish to hate snog the Homestuck fandom. That's a bit strange.
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XxBlakHartxX Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2011
...so. you love homestuck, hate the fans, and... want to have sex with them? ALL of them?
0.o
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Puchiko-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me.
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EverWerewolf Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011
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Torimber Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2011
You wish to engage in hate snogs with the fandom?
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QhaoticZombie Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh, I guess it's 'cause I'm still new to the fandom/haven't explored any forums, but I haven't had.....the "pleasure" to meet any of the type of fans to which you're referring to. I've just met the nicer ones. :>
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Marrionetta Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
I'm sorry but I don't know you well enough to <3< you. <> ? n_n;; I'm sure you'll find someone someday! Hate is a many splendid thing, and well worth the wait.
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FunkAlmighty Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Professional Writer
I know. It's just hard, you know? Being a kid, and growing up.
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DemonsAreOurFriends Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011
I do not understand your hate. Kismesis isn't really my type of quadrant.
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excaliburproxy Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
Man... I am not sure if I am ready for your weird alien Hate-love.
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Loulou-pie Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
I... I didn't know you felt that way! I'm flattered, but I think we should just be platonic enemies. You can do so much better! I have never even written a fanfic!
(But I do know what you mean about some... disturbing things.)
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Monojin Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
It depends on where you look. I lurk at the art outlets, where the fans are always incredibly awesome. It's the people who expect Homestuck to be their personal means to escapism that are terrible, and they tend to stay in regular discussion boards and/or send Andrew really stupid questions.

You can be spades for any fandom when observing it in a certain light.
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FunkAlmighty Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011  Professional Writer
Yeah, I can't imagine how many dumb Formspring questions he DOESN'T answer.
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Minkalipsy Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
Oh no, look at that, I've become a fan of this fanbase/Funk ship oh man, I gotta get some pron up on this stat! 8) Hurr hurr
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WH108 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
Uhh yeah, agree here sorta!
Some of the things I see...
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Professor-Tinker Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
I'm 0kay with that?
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PhantomSunsSong Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011  Student Writer
Oh my. I, I mean... This is all so sudden. I think maybe we should take this a bit slower. Get to know each other better and find out all there really is to hate. I just... I've never been in a caliginous relationship before!
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Foxdogdemon Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
IDK it's not the worst fandom out there.

Granted, I've only seen some parts of the fandom, but I'd still say it's not as bad as others. I, personally, have never seen any stupid shipping wars, because of all of the different ways to ship. Everyone is pretty mature and welcoming. I have never felt unwelcome or uncomfortable when commenting on the chan like I do on TF2chan. Really the only insufferable people I've seen on the chan are Jenks and Homestuck Expert, if you know them.
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Liu-Barrowin Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
IT'S TRUE

WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE
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aki-bara Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
It's kind of weird to say you hate ALL FANS. Is there something specific that you hate about it? :c
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cheappirate Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
I agree with you with the force of 100 suns
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ScorpionHoliday Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
heh what part of the fanbase do you hate?
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FunkAlmighty Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Professional Writer
The creeps who sexualize the 13-year-old protagonists, mostly. And the crappy "trollsonas."
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Kaddson Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
Sorry for jumping in, but as for me, i never took all slash/fem-slash fanart too seriously. I mean people draw all these things but i just don't associate it THAT much with canon - comic is comic and everything that happens in fandom mostly stays in fandom.

And i also don't see trolls as 13 years old kids too. At the last update Vriska DO look like a kid and i doubt someone would draw any sex-scene with her. But in other pages they don't.


Uhh i hope my english is understandable %)
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secret-hideaway Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
That's valid for the human side, but Andrew Hussie does a fair bit of sexualising in the troll department without the help of his fandom. That said, there is of course a fairly bold line drawn at porn/sex.

In any case, I think the fandom is less full of creepy fucks and more full of people who forget that the protagonists are 13, largely because of Hero mode and the illustrations from the art team.
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Alice-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
It really doesn't help that Hussie makes all of the female trolls look like they're fifteen. D: And I keep forgetting that Equius is thirteen...^^;
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secret-hideaway Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
I just find the whole concept of "OH MY GOD GET IT ON WITH SOMEONE OR THE IMPERIAL DRONE WILL KILL YOU" to be sort of at odds with a 13 year old cast. That doesn't make it not funny though.
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Alice-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
I keep forgetting about the Imperial Drone. ^^; At least it only shows up to adult trolls.

...Now that I'm thinking about it, the Imperial Drone should be dead, since the Vast Glub killed every troll in the galaxy except for the main group (minus Sollux, since he didn't get into the Medium fast enough).

WELP.
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secret-hideaway Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
I think Karkat mentioned that they didn't have to worry about that a little while ago, but Hussie still had it in there and the troll kids were definately thinking about it in any case.
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ScorpionHoliday Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
heheh yeah ok I can see where that would get aggravating. I dont mind the ships and light fanpictures and fanfictions of them, but when they just start drawing pictures of everyone having sex and crap, i just ignore it. unless it's a kanaya and sollux picture...I rage then. I rage with the fury of a true kismesitude. (if you like that ship, I'm terribly sorry..just...being honest)

i dunno much about the trollsona thing...are you talking about people making their own trolls?...sorry I'm having a slow moment. I dont mind some of the trollsona's really, a few of them were actually pretty cool. but then again, i really dont pay that much attention. *shrug*

try not to take those fans too serious. Sometimes when you do that, it starts to ruin the whole comic for you. speaking from experience. I was a fan of this one comic but the fans were so horrible they ruined it for me. in fact, homestuck fans are quite "good" if you ask me.
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Alice-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
Same here. I've been a fan of Homestuck for about...four weeks, I guess, and I lasted quite a while without seeing any porn of it. Then I checked out a Tumblr and wanted to gouge my eyes out. D:

...I kinda made my own troll (;-;), but she's never gonna see the light/darkness of the Internet.

To be honest, I think the Homestuck fandom is pretty tame compared to everything else I've seen. I was really surprised.
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ScorpionHoliday Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
i actually really like the homestuck fandom. i've been in other fandoms...oh...my god. this one is really nice. the people are pretty nice and most dont take things seriously...MOST

nothing wrong with trollsona's. like i said already, i've seen a lot that were pretty darn cool. like that one troll with the thing...ok that was lame. i don't remember much about her but she was cool. i would actually like to see yours. not being silly or anything, but trollsona's are really not as stupid as people make them out to be. it's just a fan having fun in their own way, and we ALL know most everyone has one. I've been down that shame walk myself, invented one..and killed it off. yaay. the troll was just a way for me to have some fun of my own, you know?

i think it's kind of funny that people think this fanbase is out of control. they really haven't seen anything. maybe it's just me though.

aw man. you checked the tumblr. stay away from it man. heheh actually some of my friends have tumblrs and I find the website to be hilarious.

...ok I'm a fan that doesn't take this fanbase serious enough for it to effect me. but really is that so wrong? it makes me enjoy things more...and a lot of the artist are REALLY talented. ah homestuck fans...I actually like them!
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Alice-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
I've noticed that in terms of shipping, everyone is okay with everything. That NEVER happened in any previous fandoms I've seen. It's actually quite refreshing, especially since I almost never go into forums. Though, I only visit three different topics--Fanfiction, Latest Comic Discussion (which I can never keep up with D:), and Hivebent: Radio Play. xD

Which trollsona was lame? o-o To be honest, the closest I've seen to trollsonas were a bunch of fan-made avatars on the forum. Want me to send you a note with my character's description? I can see where you're coming from about making a character. It's a lot of fun to make them. xD

I don't think it's out of control. I've seen a lot of rage over some of the things that Hussie does, but it never is too bad because it spouts about twenty theories about WHY he did it and one of them usually turns out to be right. At least we didn't form the same amount of backlash like when the trailer of the reboot for Devil May Cry was released. Good Gog.

It was the third Tumblr I've seen, and now I'm reluctant to see any more. xD Honestly, it was my fault because I clicked on the link, and after fleeing I checked the journal entry and RIGHT under the link it said that there was a lot of NSFW stuff on it. So yeah. *facepalm*

I don't think it's wrong at all. :D Being serious about everything isn't fun. And I KNOW, RIGHT? I've never seen so much talent in one community. ;3
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ScorpionHoliday Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
well you can see a lot of the ships working out, plus you have 4 different quadrants to choose from. if we only had the flushed quadrant, i'm sure a lot of ships we had would turn down really fast. I mean...terezi and vriska for flushed? puh-leeaase. but when someone says "hey i like ter and vris for the spade" everyone goes all over that.

what? I never said anything about lame troll sonas...ohhh noo. no what I meant was what I SAID was lame. that I had seen this totally awesome troll and didn't remember a thing about her. that was lame of me. sorry should've been more specific.

and yes, I would very much like a note of your characters description. I mean why not. it's pretty fun.

heh, well you learn from your mistakes I suppose. L= and that smirk looks stupid.

there is a lot of talent. that lexy person and oh man skepsisfox? ohhh goddd I just...wow. I can't imagine being that talented in ANYTHING. there are TONS of artists that I love, I can't name them all. feel kind of bad that only two come to mind. but it's almost 3 in the morning so I'm SURE people will forgive me.
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Alice-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
Terezi<3-Vriska actually sounds like it could work, if it was built up. I mean, they used to be known as the Scourge Sisters and they worked hard to impair the other for revenge. But that's just me.

Oh! Sorry! I must've misread. D: It doesn't help that it was probably about 1 AM when I responded to the last comment.

Alright, I'll send you the note today/tomorrow. :D

Skepsisfox is AMAZING. 'The Felt' and 'Homestuck Sketchdump 1' are my favorites by him. <3
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